She Knows the Difference: RHOA Star Kandi Burruss Demands Popeyes on 'A Mother's Love' Tour

I was too tickled when I read the tour rider from Kandi Burruss "A Mother's Love" Tour, over at FunkyDineva.com. Of course, if you don't know, The Doll is actually in the play, so you know he had a few choice funny words. Check out the deets below:

“Please do not substitute for KFC or Churches, we know the difference.”

With all that wagon she is draggin’, Kandi insists that she only sit on a new toilet seat and wipe her funk box with Cottonelle toilet paper. The real gag is, Kandi is trying to pull it. I done been round ha house, and in that guest bathroom, Mama had that blue 1-ply tissue that your country grandma gets from Family Dollar. Hoes kill me. You don’t wipe your ass with Cottonelle on your own dime, but you want somebody else to finance your boongee’s romance with Cottonelle. Girl Bye! 

Kandi’s rider stipulates that a brand new toilet seat must be installed under the supervision of her road manager or assistant, and the bathroom must be fully stocked with Cottonelle and Dove soap. Mind you the rest of us on the tour are probably going to have to wipe our ass with those elementary school paper towels and wash our hands with liquid soap that comes in a gallon container. Jesus hurry up and get me off the F-List. My coochie is just as precious as Kandi’s. At least my neighbor’s husband thinks so.

Oh well, I can tell y’all THIS. My ass will not be eating granola bars and and chips from craft services. Nope! My ass is gone be down to Kandi dressing room stealing chicken wangs. Tryna do me! I don’t think so!! 

LOL! Well, it looks as though Kandi's play is going on a national tour to a city near you, so I don't think her demands are that unreasonable. Chile, if I had a choice I would choose Popeye's too- and  you CAN tell the difference!!!! The new toilet thing seems odd, but going to all those different bathroom facilities, you want to be clean and comfortable- and have good toilet paper- Cottonelle is the best! And Dove is the best soap, because being on the road doesn't mean you should skimp on your soap and if her skin is anything like mine, messing with any soap other than Dove will have your skin all out of whack! Besides that, will you be catching a show near you? I wanna go!!!



Mase Leaves His Church and Returns to Rapping... Again.



Looks like rapper Mase is making a comeback to the rap game, once again. I couldn't remember exactly, but I seemed to remember him retiring from the rap game in the 90s, and after checking out his Wikipedia page, it stated he announced his retirement from rap on May 4, 1999, during a interview with Funkmaster Flex on New York's Hot 97. He wanted to pursue a "calling from God." and stated "rap was not real" and he had become unhappy with what he did, no matter how much it paid."

Alas. he returned to the rap game after a five year hiatus, during the summer of 2004. (Remember 'Welcome Back'?) He dabbled in rap for years to follow, but ultimately made his way back to his ministry with parishes in Atlanta and Phoenix.

According to TMZ,

On-again, off-again rapper/pastor Mase has officially left his parishioners of the El Elyon International Church high and dry … and has run back to the rap game full time.
Mase, who “retired” from rap in 1999 to pursue a career in the ministry, built up thousands of followers split into two churches in Atlanta and Phoenix … preaching the virtues of marriage and family values.
That all came crashing down earlier this year when Mase and his wife divorced, causing most of his flock to flee in anger. As for those stalwart loyalists, well Mase says … screw them.
He’s dropped all ties with both churches and is playing regular rap gigs around L.A., jumping back into his former lifestyle hardcore

Thoughts?  Peep the deets of his music below:

 

 

 

 



Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union to Wed on August 30th.



Looks like D. Wade and Gabrielle Union are finally tying the knot, after years of dating and a "break baby." The couple will tie the knot on August 30th, but the details of the location are being held tightly under wraps. Guests have been slapped with the "no cameras, no phones" rule and there are no details of the exact location, as guests will meet at a particular hotel and be driven to a secluded location.  Check out the invite below:

To our family and friends, 

We are looking forward to sharing this very special day with you. For the comfort of our guests and to protect our privacy, no cameras or cell phones will be permitted at the party. Also, photo IDs will be required for all guests. Gentlemen, formal attire in black; ladies, we would love to see you in formal white. 

Transportation to and from the party venue will be provided from the [redacted]. Buses will depart promptly at 9:45pm from the North-North entrance of the hotel; please arrive at least 30 minutes prior to departure to process through security. If you choose to drive yourself, please call [number omitted] hours prior to the event at [address omitted] for directions to the venue (located approximately 45 to 50 minutes south of South Beach). Once on-site, you should allow at least 30 minutes to process through security at the venue. 

We thank you in advance for your understanding and cooperation. See you soon! 

Love, Gab and Dwyane



Kenya Moore Tumbles on The Catwalk



By now, everyone knows Kenya Moore can do nothing  without being dramatic. The former Miss U.S.A. was in Vegas recently-with other 'Real Housewives' personalities- filming a reality show that matches the ladies with wealthy men. The time came for the ladies to show the men how to work the runway, and as Miss "Gone With The Wind" sashayed down the runway, Miss Thang took an ol nasty tumble!! Catch the clip below:



Of course, you know she had to twirl her way out of that "so nasty, so rude" tumble!

Brandy Inducted As Honorary Memeber of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc.



Singer Brandy was granted honorary membership into Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc.

Brandy continues the legacy with her mother Sonja Norwood , who was initiated as an AKA at Southern University Beta Psi Chapter, in celebrating 106 years of sisterhood at the 66th Boule in Charlotte, N.C.

Along with Brandy, writer/director Ava DuVerna and Senator Z.C. Allyson Maynard Gibson were also granted honorary memberships.

Congratualtions!



Drake Hosts 2014 ESPYS; Watch Hilarious Performances and Skits

Last Night, July 16. Drake hosted the 2014 ESPY Awards,  held at the Nokia Theater in L.A., which annually recognizes the achievements of athletes, on the collegiate and professional level. I usually never watch these awards, although I'm sort of a sports fan (professional football and basketball), but when I heard Drake was hosting, I figured it would be worth watching. If you saw his appearance as host on SNL a few months back, you'll know that this guy is hilarious!

The show began with a hilarious opening skit featuring Blake Griffin and cameo from Chris Brown. Catch the videos below!

 

 

Drake as Manny Pacquiao:

 

 



 

Drake performs 'Honorable Mention' where he throws shots at Mackelmore and "Sidepieces' which had me dying of laughter!

 



 

 

 

And don't forget his memorable kiss from his crush, Skylar Diggins

 





*Update* The Real Breakdown Of The LHHATL Reunion Brawl

 



After all the throwing of bows is over from the taping of  the reunion show of 'Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta' , the deets of what really happened has finally emerged.  Get your deets below:

Sources are saying that Joseline did not catch a beat down, it was Althea. After Benzino made comments about alleged drug use, Stevie J. went for Benzino's head. This was when Joseline beelined it for Althea, and punched her in the face so hard there was a crack sound heard. And of course, there was weave pulling. Then, she turned to Tammy, Wacka Flacka's wife, and snatched her ponytail weave off. Deb Atney jumped in an had to be restained but she reportedly punched Joseline and pulled out her weave. During all of the chaos, Joseline bit a security guard, ripping a piece of flesh from him (ewwww.) She ended her rampage with later seeing Mimi and elbowing her in the back and shoving her down the stairs. Police had to be called and people had to seek medical attention. They are now saying the cast wants Joseline FIRED. I honestly doubt that will happen, because she is great for reality TV and she is going anywhere unless she quits. Y'all know she ain't trying to go back to the strip club........definitely will make for great TV when the episode airs.

Stevie J. went on Hot 97  to talk details of the fights and his issue with Benzino, calling him a bitch for trying to interfere in the fight between Althea and Joseline.  Deets on the interview below: